I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
