can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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