I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
25 People Confess The Most Shocking Things They’ve Ever Seen In Public
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
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23 People Confess Why They Don’t Talk To Their Best Friend Anymore
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED