he shaved USA in his pubs
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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