yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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