what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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