we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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