I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.