Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money

(813): View more from Florida

sounds like you understand them just fine

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(720): View more from Colorado

I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this

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(319): View more from Iowa

Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things

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(226): View more from Ontario

wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....

(774): View more from Massachusetts

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance

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(843): View more from South Carolina

May the one with the liver that just won't quit win

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(208): View more from Idaho

Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.

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