Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Randomize
