hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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