I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
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I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
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I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
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