What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
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I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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