I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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