Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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