You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
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i want to swaddle you in tequila
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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