wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Soap is not a condiment
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
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You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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