He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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