ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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