Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I just had sex on a roof
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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