Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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