the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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