i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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