Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
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How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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