the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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