I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
i think i just lost a toe
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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