shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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