she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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