I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
We need to rekindle our bromance
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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