Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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