Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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