if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she smelled like a LAN party
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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