I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Randomize
