i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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