I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
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they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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