'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I just want nice things and good sex
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I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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