why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
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I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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