I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
