There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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