yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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