How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
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He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
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I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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