Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
she looked like the before picture.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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