There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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