Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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