I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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