96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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