Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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