maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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