yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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