I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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