I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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