ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Someone shattered a urinal.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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