My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Randomize
