He asked to "fluff my boner.."
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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