he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
i out mim tonsoeep
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