what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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