can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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